The land of opportunity

In Japan you can be what you want.

You can be a really tall girl.

Or friends with a really tall girl.

Or a cat calendar.

Or be a super star.

Or the fan of a super star.

Or a birthday boy.

Or someone super happy about birthdays.

And salad.

You can also be married.

Then you can cut a cake.

And have a humerous drawing of yourselves.

And wear fancy dresses.

You can also be the host of a secret coffee club meeting.

And drink coffee.

And cake.

After this picture was taken she ate all the cake.

This is a special coffee mug only used for the secret coffee club.

This is not a special coffee mug and is used by children. Not Shinpei.

This is not Shinpei

-Espen.

Boats

In Japan there are many bars.

This is a bar.

But the best bars are not on land.

They are on boats.

In Japanese boats they have Japanese umbrellas.

Look at all the umbrellas. Wow.

The food om boats all look like boats.

This is a sushi boat.

This is a real boat, not food.

Sohei is Japanese, because he has Japanese eyes.

Soehei's friend is a monkey.

These guys are normal people, not monkeys.

This guy is happy he is not a monkey.

He is a fox.

Here the monkey is shot by a child.

It is a Japanese bustom to shoot monkeys.

This guy is the master of the boat.

Boat masters all sit like this.

I was very grateful the master let me ride on his boat.

So was Shohei and his cousin.

Then we left the boat.

The writing on this lamp means boat.

Probably.

-Espen

DJJJJJJJ

I Japan finnes det hester.

De drikker øl.

Og spiller golf.

Det er også tyskere.

Japanere.

Og programmere.

For å slippe unna den absurde virkeligheten i Japan kan man DJ'e.

Taichi er DJ og har derfor ingen bekymringer i livet.

Det er ikke Shinpei, han er ofte ganske bekymret.

Derfor lærer Taichi Shinpei hvordan man DJer.

Etter en stund var ikke Shinpei bekymret lenger.

Taurin lærte også å bli en ekte DJ.

Det er ikke så vanskelig.

Så ble alle glade.

-Espen

Tusenfryd

En dag dro vi til en fornøyelsespark.

Jeg liker ikke berg og dalbaner. 

Det gjorde ikke kompis heller, så han latet som han var for lav.

Og at han var en busk

Et annet godt triks for å slippe å ta berg og dalbaner er å se trøtt ut.

Men vi måtte ta en, da så jeg sånn ut.

Etterpå tok vi pariserjul, det var koseligere.

Og så syklebergogdalbane.

Den går ikke så raskt.

Men slitsom da.

Vi tok den flere ganger mens de andre tok de store.

Etterpå latet Mayu som at hun kunne spille piano.

Og at hun kunne kjøre bil

Og så var det jul

Jeg vet ikke helt hva man spiser til jul i Japan.

Men jeg vedder på at det er pizza og rødvin.

-Espen.